3 Deodorants To Get Rid of Smelly Balls

Ever used the expression “it smells like balls”?

If so, you definitely weren’t talking about some rose-scented, fresh baked chocolate chip cookie-like or other sweet smelling aroma.

Hell no! It smelled like balls. It was horrible. Rancid. Fart spray disgusting.

Stanky balls ain’t a topic we guys talk about. But let’s face the facts. After a long day of being buried in a dark, sweaty place while you run around at work, play a game of pick-up basketball, chase after the kids, build a deck and do whatever else you do… the family jewels don’t smell so hot.

Your Family Will Love You More

Listen, your wife and kids don’t say anything. They love you. They don’t want you to feel bad (generally). But they’d sure appreciate it (and would love you even more) if you’d only defunk your junk.

Do It For You (And Your Wife… If You Know What I Mean 🙂

And if not for them, do it for yourself. When you’ve got a stinky set, your wife ain’t gonna want to go down south for a visit and, even if she does, she ain’t gonna stay long.

And, when you’re married, the odds ain’t in your favor when it comes to sexy time. It’s scientific fact that the likelihood of receiving oral sex from your wife drops 6.9% per month after the wedding.

If you keep things fresh and dry down there at least have a fighting chance to beat those odds.

Deodorants For Your Balls

Listen, you use deodorant under your arms (unless you’re French). But that kind of deodorant won’t work down below. Using that under arm stuff on your Johnson will, best case, not work. And worst case, will make your frank and beans feel like they’ve been bathed in hot sauce.

But never fear. Scientists have been hard at work coming up with a cure for sweaty, smelly balls (and their nasty partner in crime – Swamp Ass). And the good news is there are now quite a few options available that’ll keep your nuts dry and fresh even after a long, hard day of being a dad.

Here are 3 of the top ones in no particular order. Try one (or a few) to keep things from getting too swampy in your southern regions. Your family will thank you!