These days toilet paper seems to be rarer than seeing a nun in a bikini. But do we really need it that badly? There are plenty of other options out there for keeping your bum spic and span. In our not so humble opinion, the best option out there is “Roto Wipe” – the personal cleansing wheel you hook up to your toilet. Huge … [Read more...] about Toilet Paper’s Overrated… Get Your Family The “Roto Wipe” Instead!
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Toilet Golf for Dads: Sink a Hole-in-One While You Drop a Deuce!
When I was a kid I remember my dad having a magazine rack next to the toilet. It was overflowing with stuff to read (the rack, not the toilet). Pop spent many happy hours in there reading and, umm, taking care of business. The only reason we knew he was in there sometimes was thanks to the old man's ginormous dad farts that would sporadically … [Read more...] about Toilet Golf for Dads: Sink a Hole-in-One While You Drop a Deuce!
The DIY Vasectomy Kit: Gulp, Gulp, Snip, Snip (Or Is It Snip, Snip, Gulp, Gulp?)
Sure. You love your kids more than anything. Of course you do. But there comes a time when you decide you’ve got enough mouths to feed. Enough is enough. Maybe the realization strikes during a particularly epic tantrum by your 2 year old in the toothpaste aisle of Target. Maybe it’s your Chevy Chase-like moment when your minivan … [Read more...] about The DIY Vasectomy Kit: Gulp, Gulp, Snip, Snip (Or Is It Snip, Snip, Gulp, Gulp?)
Meet Liquid Ass – The Fart Spray So Disgusting, This Dad Used It To Trick His Son Into Cleaning the ENTIRE House
Sure, your garden, run of the mill fart spray is a great gag to pull on co-workers, annoying neighbors and your pals. But how about one that’s so nostril burning, gag inducingly bad that it can get a teenage boy to clean the ENTIRE house? If you don’t think that’s possible, you don’t know about Liquid Ass’ fart spray (available here in a 2 … [Read more...] about Meet Liquid Ass – The Fart Spray So Disgusting, This Dad Used It To Trick His Son Into Cleaning the ENTIRE House