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Sure, your garden, run of the mill fart spray is a great gag to pull on co-workers, annoying neighbors and your pals. But how about one that’s so nostril burning, gag inducingly bad that it can get a teenage boy to clean the ENTIRE house?
If you don’t think that’s possible, you don’t know about Liquid Ass’ fart spray (available here in a 2 pack… cuz you’ll want a back up).
According to one satisfied customer, this stuff “smells like somebody took a bath in a homeless man’s butt sweat inside a McDonald’s dumpster, along with a whale carcass covered in cat piss and human crap.”
Another describes it as smelling like “rotting flesh presented in direct sunlight on a platter of burning hair and a dirty diaper.”
That. Sounds. Nasty!
With those descriptions, you can begin to see how one devilishly clever dad used it to trick his teenage son into cleaning the entire house. Here’s how it went down…
Like most teenage boys, this kid was sound asleep in his room one Saturday morning. Dad went in the room and gave a spray of Liquid Ass and then fled the scene of the crime. It was a minute or so later that the boy could be heard coughing and gagging in his room.
Dad described what happened next:
I went to his door and asked if he was ok. He said yes. But continued coughing. I asked if he had gotten sick because a strange smell was coming from his room. He said no. I asked well why does your room smell like sewage?! He looked at me with complete confusion and said I do not know.
So I said well dude this is ridiculous! Your room smells horrible and you’re just laying around in this swamp smelling room?!! He said I don’t understand what’s going on! I said, I do! You need to clean this room! Yuck! And then walked away.
He immediately started furiously cleaning… mopped the floor and wiped down the walls!! (He still smelled it because I would check in with him and of course secretly spray another pump lol!)
Long story short just two pumps of this little bottle got my teen son to clean our entire house top to bottom looking for the culprit! Whenever his room gets out of hand I just spray once in his room and the cleaning supplies come out!! Best money I’ve spent on the internet! This product is AWESOME!
Now, I’m not sure if this qualifies as child abuse or sheer brilliance (or both!) but ya can’t help but admire this dad’s ingenuity.
While his story, by far, is the most awesome use of Liquid Ass we know of, plenty of other folks have had buttloads of fun (pun intended) using this stuff.
It’s caused schools and office buildings to be evacuated. It’s been used to get revenge on annoying neighbors and roommates. And it’s caused countless people to gag uncontrollably and send them running for the exits in a desperate attempt to find fresh air.
You know there are people in your life who deserve to face the wrath of Liquid Ass. People who you don’t necessarily wanna cause any long term harm to but just deserve to get their nostrils stuffed with this rank, putrid stench that will haunt them for the rest of their days. At this point, the only question for me is how to gain access to my mother-in-law’s car without her knowing it was me.
