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These days toilet paper seems to be rarer than seeing a nun in a bikini.
But do we really need it that badly? There are plenty of other options out there for keeping your bum spic and span.
In our not so humble opinion, the best option out there is “Roto Wipe” – the personal cleansing wheel you hook up to your toilet.
Huge Savings
Even without the current run on toilet paper, this is the perfect addition for every toilet in your home. It’ll save you $100s on toilet paper each year and just think of how many tress it’ll save!
Advanced Butt-Cleaning Technology
The Roto Wipe is wheel that sits just under the toilet seat and raises and lowers based on your needs. The wheel is coated with Soft Touch bristles that spin at a gentle 2700 RPMs to make sure your butt sparkles like a freshly polished bowling ball!
Oh, and Roto Wipe is dishwasher safe so cleaning it’s a breeze! Just run it through the Sanitize cycle on your dishwasher and this thing is as good as new.
Plus, for peace of mind, it comes with a 5 year or 10,000 flush warranty so if it breaks due to an unfortunate toilet accident, you’re totally covered.
Sound Too Good to be True?
Well, it kinda is.
If you haven’t figure it out by now, Roto Wipe doesn’t really exist. This product is really just a prank gift box. And, quite frankly, with the current craziness engulfing the world right now, we could all use some more laughter.
So if there’s some folks you know who could use a good laugh, get them the Roto Wipe prank gift box, fill it with some fun games, a comfy hoodie or some other gift and send it their way. It’s sure to put a smile on some faces at this time we need it most.
