Toilet Golf for Dads: Sink a Hole-in-One While You Drop a Deuce!

When I was a kid I remember my dad having a magazine rack next to the toilet. It was overflowing with stuff to read (the rack, not the toilet).

Pop spent many happy hours in there reading and, umm, taking care of business. The only reason we knew he was in there sometimes was thanks to the old man’s ginormous dad farts that would sporadically reverberate through the walls of the house.

With smartphones these days, magazine racks next to the toilet ain’t too common. Heck, you’re probably reading this on your phone while dropping the kids off at the pool.

An Escape For Dads

While our wives don’t get it, we dads all understand taking a dump or draining the ol’ Anaconda is about more than just the call of nature.

It’s a few, brief, blissful moments we have all to ourselves.

It’s a time when we grab a much needed escape from the crying, whining, screaming and yelling of our lil’ Mini-Mes.

It’s a mini-vacation.

And, when you’re on vacation, would you rather read or play golf?

Exactly!!

Well, thanks to this Toilet Golf Potty Time game, now you can hit the green while you take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

This game has everything you need to turn your crapper into your own beautiful golf oasis:

• Putting green
• Adjustable putter
• Movable cup with flag
• 2 balls (heh)
• And a Do Not Disturb sign to let the world know to leave you alone cuz you’re attending to important bizness.

(You supply the water hazard.)

I mean, what more can you ask for?! Plus, as the manufacturer puts it…

“Playing this potty putt putt is one of the few times you can play golf with your pants around your ankles and not get arrested.”

Now some people complain that the parts of this game are “not good quality”. Waah! Whatever dude. The game costs $10 for cryin’ out loud. Were you expecting a TaylorMade putter and Titlelist balls to be included??!!

This game is awesome for what it is… a great gift for the golf loving dad who’d love to practice his putting skills while making his daily donations at the porcelain altar.

Based on the hundreds of 5 star reviews, it’s sure to put a big ‘ol smile on dad’s face next time he’s busting a grumpy.